Mascot Claims The Axe is a Feint

Teamgatebar's Rankmaniac Colgate Mascot claims the bloody axe she carries is a feint.  "It's to draw people's eyes away from the truth threat, the Colgate toothpaste".  Upon this claim she showed us this image:

Beware the Intense Rush of Freshness!

She claims the axe leaves her targets unprepared for the rush of freshness.  "They stare at the axe and next thing you know, BAM, clean teeth".  We advise those who see the rankmaniac colgate mascot to be aware of this potentiality.
-Alpha
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